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As seen on contortionist Jade-Blue Eclipse's website:

There is no way in hell Jade's going to balance and contort continuously for an hour. – Imagine stretching just your leg in an extreme position for an hour. – However, she will do an ambient performance (decoration at a party etc) for 20 min. MAX!

She can only do this twice a night. (Total 40 min.) and because what you ask of her is literally a pain in the ass, she will charge you accordingly.

And you thought your job was tough!

Posted on Mar 19, 2007 at 1:41:05 AM EDT.

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